… this morning … by a wild turkey! Yes, it’s true. While walking down the driveway to get the paper with Willie, he innocently stumbled upon the wild turkey nest in our field. We’d all been wondering where it was. Now we know.
Unhappily, he and I then somehow ended up caught between mama turkey and her chicks. Let me tell you, that’s not a good place to be.
Needless to say, had you been here, you’d have been treated to the sight of a 55 year old woman (in orange crocs, no less) sprinting down the driveway with a panicked black lab … and a pissed off turkey in hot pursuit.
Now THAT got my adrenalin going!
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Would have paid to see that, but come on now, Couldn’t you have found a less stressful way of fitting in your exercise?
Absolutely … but it would not have been nearly as aerobic!
Or as comical, I’m sure!